He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
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His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
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I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip πππ
Your skills amaze me
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
This friendship isnt goin to work if you dont respond to my drunk texts
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