a guy in a toll booth on I-90 told me to fuck off for not being a red sox fan. i am going to miss massachusetts very much.
She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
He was really drunk and I dared him to jump the swimming pool on his bike. Sadly he couldn't. Hey did you know a testicle can burst?
You're like the curious george of whores
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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