This girl is more easily done than said...
You are an awful beat friend I am goin to die in a car accident and then my corpse is going to be used by criminals ala weekend at bernies to rob a bank then my corpse will go to jail Thanks john Thanks for nuthin
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
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You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
just woke up to find an unpeeled banana, with a condom on, halfway into my vagina. this better not be you trying to be funny
Oh, I'm just lighting tennis balls and WD-40 on fire, what are YOUUU doing?!
I just hate that one day I'll have to tell our children how we met, makes me look like a gold digging whore
Listen. You seriously only live once... there aren't that many cinco de mayos left until someone knocks u up and u have to have a shotgun wedding. Man up.
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Carving a pumpkin in a gay bar at 2am. How did my life get to be this way.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
Did we do drunk science last night? There's tequila in the test tubes...
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