Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Words i added to my t9 today: gnomes, facebook, and chlamydia.
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
Actually I more feel like I'm on a ship about to grab the holy grail off an island
The ship is me being high the holy grail is some profound idea I'm about to have
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
You bring me burritos. Of course I text you during sex
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
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