i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
I don't think my ego could take a straight man out-cooking me.
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
I feel like the only phrases I can clearly speak while drunk consist of: i'm fucking drunk, chug, and shots
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The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
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I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
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