it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.
Halfway through banging her I realized that she was playing a sex playlist on her iPod...first time actually having sex to R.Kelly's "bump and grind"
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
I found my underwear on the sidewalk 8 blocks from her house while on my walk of shame. I also found our beer bag and a full beer in the bush.
She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
You asked me if I was judging you for being drunk, and if I can hypnotize you make sober.
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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