Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
two words: fractured penis. two more: emergency room.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
Remember when we used to share painkillers at parties? Now we're dealing in blood pressure pills. Oh, how the mighty have fallen.
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
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