yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
Dude, I totally just put a lit lighter to my hand for 10 seconds
How much beer did you get for it?
One ice cold coors, but those mountains lied
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
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Had "I should be in prison or dead" storytime at the bar. Found out James has done blow off a dead guy. Overwhelmed and speechless.
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
Ugh did we play golf last night and did you by chance hit my head with a club or a ball?
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
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They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
No matter how many miles separate us, I will always be here to get you through whiskey shots.
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
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