Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
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We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
LinkedIn just suggested I might know the guy I caught my wife fucking.
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
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I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.
Let me get this straight. You stopped mid foreplay to shave your legs?
Um yeah. I wasn't about to shave them if nothing was happening. And I have HBO. It's not like he's the victim here.
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
My purse is full of condoms and money.
I like where this is going...
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