You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
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When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
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I really don't know how I went from having a few drinks to waging war against ghosts in my apartment but here we are
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
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