This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
Im glad youre not pregnant with that New Jersey assholes baby. Your vagina would have smelled worse than Newark.
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had
There was no way out of it, seeing as I left my photo ID right next to the vomit.
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
Dude. I knoww what ur thinking. Yes, your hand hurts. It's because you fell through a window. If and when you wake up, go to the hospital.
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
Just broke into the basement of my house via my american red cross blood donor card. I officially save lives
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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