butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
what happened last night?
u kept telling him to fuck u optimus prime style
that explains why his roommate kept saying autobots roll out this morning as i left
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
When i asked him what happened all he said was, the toucan... the toucan... over and over again.
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
I got us chalkboard mugs. Now whoever comes home with us can feel comfortable in the morning! I am too considerate to my one-night stands...
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
Will you still call me Bond when I'm sober?
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
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