I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
i went to go through my sent box of drunk texts from last night and they were all deleted... i'm going to assume drunk me made the executive decision that sober me would be better off not knowing what they said
He woke up screaming about pickles. I think it's gonna be a good day.
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
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Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
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I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
Someone is giving away free yogurt on craigslist. Can I get a ride?
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
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ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
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