He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
haha I love it when I find out that girls who were mean to me in middle school are now some random dude's baby mama. thanks, facebook.
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
he asked me to "shake his dick" when he introduced himself, playing naked football with you in our living room. $100 says you two get married one day.
It's not an office Christmas party until your boss confesses his undying love for your boyfriend...
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
Worst date ever. Bro she asked when we can start having kids because her clock was ticking.
Run dude. Just run
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