So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
I just tried to pick my 105-lb puppy up and accidentally fingered its asshole
There are some things we keep to ourselves Brian
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
So never has there been a greater Valentine's Day gift than you actually putting a new roll of toilet paper on for me after using the old roll up! You didn't even use the new roll. You clearly put that on from a gentleman's standpoint vs. a selfish standpoint. I love you!!!!
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
Oh man. I am high, watching The Office and getting pancakes. What a country.
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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