i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooo i'm drink
Thru out the entire phone conversation I went from thinking: he's making a gay come-on, to he's trying to sell me drugs, before realizing he was offering me a job with an internet company. Things are gonna be awkward in class this week.
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
I deleted his number so I had to go into my old voicemails which are saved through my gmail and search his name... Never underestimate the resourcefulness of a drunk girl on a mission for dick
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
I feel like the universe head butted me in my balls. That hungover.
.... My lady balls. Cuz I'm a lady.
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
Despite breaking my phone, thumb, and my dignity, last night was pretty good.
That's a gentle way of saying I passed out like an 18-year-old on his first trip to Tijuana
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