I hate your face
What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
We thought you were crowd-surfing until we realized it was the bouncers throwing you out
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
And if I don't get arrested for drinking and canoeing over the next 3 days, this hurricane will not have turned out anywhere near as well as I planned
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
Celebrated Veteran's Day by getting a Marine (who just got back from deployment in the middle east) drunk and laid for the first time in 6 months. #Murica
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
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