thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
You know, we cock-blocked like 5 people last night. It's like we're her vagina goalies
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
What kind of terrible faithless God would allow vodka and one ply toilet paper to coexist?
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
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