Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
im pretty sure you tried to fart so bad you accidently pissed your pants at my party.
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
And you were like "stop making pop tarts, lil bowow" as you grabbed the pop tarts from your ex and consumed them. Teach me your ways.
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
I opened a bud lite with a fencing sword last night. Yeah you banged that guy.
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
dude you know how i got totally hammered and lost my phone at some frat when i came to visit you two months ago? yeah well someone mailed it back to me in minnesota.. with a picture of a cock as the screen savor
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
I bet he’d be surprised by the epic blow job he’d get if he stopped talking about his wife long enough for me to get in the mood
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