dude i was like still drunk, taking pictures of her while she was naked and asleep and she woke up
haha what'd she say
i don't know man, something about us dating. but i never talked to her sober so i said i was making breakfast and snuck out of her house. close calls man WTF
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
Had to. She was getting married in 2 days & her vag was having a close out sale. You know I love a good bargain.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
Fuck me I smell like cheese
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
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