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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
I ran into a wall that clearly had things popping out. My eyebrow was bruised, both arms, the bottom of my foot. Lost half of my finger nail, my fake eyelash was stuck in my hair and I have about 47 blurry pictures of a half naked zombie DJ.
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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