And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
ran into someone who graduated hs with us while i was paying for booze in quarters. i love it when people from my past catch me in my classier moments.
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
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Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
OMG. Hung over at my grandparents house. Threw up on 3 T-stops, countless snowbanks, and the grandparents driveway. Was proposed to last night. Bruised from head to toe from falling down 3 flights of stairs. Debating my intelligence because it seems that "happy new years" is too hard for me to spell. How were your new years festivities?
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
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I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
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