i could't wear that belt anymore, it was gonna make me keep shitting for the rest of the night
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
He's coming over tonight...I really wish I didn't have my period right now...
I believe I'm witnessing the first time ever that you wished your period would NOT come....
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
so do you, all the weight can't fall on me. I'll befriend a ball pit owner if you will befriend a drug dealer. teamwork.
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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