I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
Also, i'm pretty sure i've had my birth control pill stuck in my throat since like...two pm. So i'll be practicing safe oral sex tonight.
Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
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she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
Drank another frat president under the table. Thinking of starting my own, gonna call it Alpha Phi Alcoholics
In less than 24 hrs I went from conversing with Nobel Laureate, to hangover vomiting in front of a drive thru cashier
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You don't understand. If you watched a video of the shenanigans that occurred in my life over the past 48 hours you would gasp worse than the girl who witnessed me puking in my bag at the children's hospital
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
It's really life affirming to be at a wedding thinking wow I took your husbands virginity
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
My ex boyfriend literally just asked "who needs porn?". This is EXACTLY why I dumped his ass.
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