I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
The hospital said it would be 'irresponsible' for them to allow people to book stomach pumps.
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a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
People spilled so much that there was a thin film of beer on the floor. You took a running start, screamed, "SLIP AND SLIDE!" and slid face first through the drywall.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
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It's 5am and I have yet to fall asleep. At what point do we just accept that I run on vodka?
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
This is the third time I have overheard parents tell their children "don't be that girl" in reference to me. I'm either doing something horribly wrong or amazingly right
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