If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
theres bread in your mailbox im going to eat it
nevermind its newpaper
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
So basically i got outta bed and started peeing on the a/c unit..when my roommate tried to stop me i looked at him and said "i got this"
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
Fortunately for myself I'm twice as smart and half as drunk as everyone else. All things considered I'm leaving here three-to-five times richer than when I arrived.
Everything was going great until my fake mustache fell off when we started making out.
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
Dude, did you know, your blood is contaminated with over 17 non-beer fluids?
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
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