My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
i'm pretty sure the devil's penis is california-shaped
I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
Did we literally take a cab across the street
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Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
Fun fact of the day: Our cat does not like rum.
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
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I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
Hey can you text me Heidi's phone number. I just stapled her mattress to the wall and I want to send her a picture of it.
I'm thinking my boss switched to all cordless keyboards and mouses so that none of us would hang ourselves in the office.
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!