well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
Remember when I said "no boyfriend, no problems"? I lied. Tequila. Tequila is a problem.
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
Just learned a valuable lesson today. Don't open snap chats from 3 am the next morning while sitting next to a small child. They totally saw your dick.
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
Doesn't matter if you work at a funeral home. If the boss says get a keg, you get a keg.
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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