Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
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I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
There is a 5-year old here fighting 'drunk monkeys'. He tried to knock a drink out of my hand with a plastic light saber...
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
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My mom just drunk texted me complaining about her genitals smelling like Taco Bell. I really am her son
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
Also that boy who jizzed in me wearing Cowboy boots and a plaid shirt snapped me at 4 am and said "I owe you a dinner. Sorry"