Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
Last night this creepy guy asked me my name and I told him it was Jaundice and he called me that all night
all I remember is screming at her "I want you and your tortillas... DEAD"
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