youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
I just saw her take the entire bowl of lime wedges from the bar and pour them all in her purse, and now using the empty bowl as a hat. Waiting for security to come and throw her ass out.
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
She literally pulled the door off the hinges and "dropped" it down the stairs... Do I just say 'good job' and put her to sleep?
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
Worst drunk idea ever... Me "Cops are looking for two guys, one in a grey shirt one in a blue shirt" jelly "lets take out shirts off they'll never find us" of course I thought it was brilliant
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
I just had sex a few hours ago now i'm eating frozen yogurt making sex plans for tonight while catching Pokémon. What a time to be alive.
If I don't get alcohol poisoning from tonight I don't think i ever will.
The ass gains better be worth it
She called a 10 year old handsome and we gave her a look that was equal parts confused and “what the hell is wrong with you”
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