She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
I just woke up wearing the O-ring from my dildo harness as a bracelet. Classy.
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
Just to be a PITA after I die, my will leaves 1 cent to each of my FB friends. I hate my lawyer.
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
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