Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
brittany murphy hurts far more than michael jackson, patrick swayze, etc because i never masturbated to any of those other people
Just found two Xanax on the floor at the tanning bed. And yes, Im taking them...looks like going to get cancer is paying off
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
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