Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
When I'm drunk and can't pee, I sing my abc's in my head and try to pee before I get to pee. Last night I forgot to do it in my head
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.
I just saw a man salute the budweiser truck on the highway. I want to follow him and shake his hand.
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
Some dude gave me a questioning look as I came out of the women's toilet. I just responded 'blowjob' and he understood, then shook my hand.
The word cocktail makes me want to rip my liver out and nail it to a cross.
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
I have more important things to worry about than you drowning your cheerios in tequila.
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