do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
ttyl tear gas
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
I'm a hopeless romantic with the sex drive of a married politician. IM DOOMED.
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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