I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
Clearly I was drunk when I met them I gave them a muffin. But they sure remembered me
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
He grabbed my tits and sang "you are so beautiful" to them before faceplanting into my chest
Found your brother. He was passed out in the tub holding a bottle of Shatto milk wearing nothing but his tighty-whities.
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