He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
then he asked me if i wanted to "handle his wingman"
Do your friends by chance have our inflatable deer head?
Nevermind, it's in the dryer.
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
your like the ambassador to my penis.
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
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