i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
my breakfast just consisted of gushers (made with real fruit!) and they're trying to tell me im not eating right?
sperm doesn't mix with malibu too well
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He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
I apparently started to text you last night. All it said was 'the whole clam'. I hope that means something to you.
He stumbled into my room, flopped on my bed, shoes on my pillow and asked me for a juice box. Then fell asleep with the juice box on his forehead.
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
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I had a drinkin contest with a person that didnt exsist, fuck withdrawl day
Hold on are you sure that we dont have another roommate?
Yes.
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
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I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
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