Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
How was the birthday sex?
Shit got outta hand. Honestly I think even my STDs have STDs.
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
I know I'm high, but the dude in target definitely just told me that it's best to walk through every door in life like you're a t-rex....
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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