Sometimes I kiss girls just to make them shut up.
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
You always know it is going to end badly when a guy asks if he met you at a "coed naked lawn bowling party"
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
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Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
I made a Wendy's employee say fuck this and quit because I started flipping out due to a baked potato shortage. Of course I had a good night
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
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I have to call my new boss to accept the job offer so you have pack the bowl while I pretend I'm a responsible adult THEN we can get high
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
am drunk, naked, and blow drying cat. need adult supervision
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