Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
I'm texting you from across the beer pong table to tell you that the drunk chick you brought over needs to disappear. like now.
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
woke up to see a man wearing a sailor hat and covered in vomit sneaking out the door. Epic night indeed.
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
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