dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
Mike showed up naked and in handcuffs. Again. Feel free to come over and laugh because I'm not helping this time.
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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