I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
Omg alex and i were cooking weiners on a campfire and a bear came and i am waayyy too high for this
Dan just whipped out his wang to piss in a milk jug! Hello weekend.
just went onto Yahoo and the featured article had a picture of one of the Jonas brothers. last two times the featured article was a celebrity's face the headline was "Michael Jackson is Dead" and "Pitchman Billy Mays is Dead" so naturally I got a little excited. Turns out he's just engaged. Who gives a fuck.
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I just discovered how perfect a shot glass is for putting your chicken nugget dipping sauces into. Like I'll probably do this when I'm a mother feeding my children.
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
He brought a TOOTHBRUSH and TOOTHPASTE with us on our date..... I want to go home and forget I ever decided to be nice and go on this date in the first place...... A TOOTHBRUSH!?!?!
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From now on I forbid you to refer to it as a "bed". From now on you must only use the phrase "sex wagon".
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
Random boy motorboated me, handed me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, winked and walked out with some other girl
Find him and marry him.
You woke up, looked straight at me and screamed "fuck barbara streisand!" and passed out again
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