...i apologize for hitting you up so much tonight im just kinda in a little pickle. im going to sleep in my car near u so pretty plz lmk if you head home...
all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
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just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
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trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
I never thought my gollum impression would lead to me getting laid.
Huzzah!
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