at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
I'm destined to be knocked up by a sailor
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
He was drunk at Denny's at 5 am saying how Dear John was the worst movie he has ever seen... eyes filled with tears.
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
i just remembered the time you guys tried to give me an intervention because i was drunk before 5 on a monday
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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