So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Passed out watching pirates of caribbean with vodka in hand. Woke up to jenna jameson, with vodka gone.
So I purposely left a bunch of metal in my pockets so that the smokin hot TSA officer would give me a pat down. Airport security just got fun
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
You stole my crutches last night at the bar, the DJ had to ask for them to be returned
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
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