i'm pretty sure god just pointed at me and laughed
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
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Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
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If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
You stopped loving me for a minute.
You sent me "Is nap," I don't think that really counts as a conversation starter.
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
I know her cup size but not her name....
There's even glitter on my cock...
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