found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
I realized i make the same noise when i get a blow job as when i eat pizza
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BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
Dude, for your own safety, do not bring that chick home. I'm pretty sure you're going to find a marsupial pouch smuggling a fresh batch of herpes under that hoodie. Bail bail bail bail bail.
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
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We just laid there in bed together, petting his dick and repeating, "IT FEELS LIKE VELVET!!!"
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
I want to eat a stick of butter
Did your pain meds kick in?
It tastes nice
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
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