What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
you screamed 'he won't go on a date with me, but he gave me a free junior chicken'
well imagine, me dating the manager equals free junior chickens for everyone
I decided that not getting a job after college is gods way of telling me I will make a great housewife
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
just caught a 10 year old kid staring at my dick next to me in the urinal. i just nodded to him and said yeah, mines bigger little dude. i gotta stop drinking in public....
We found a stripper pole in your closet. It seemed like a good idea. Alex will fix the hole in your wall. Sorry.
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
Apparently I was proudly showing him the cup I barfed pizza rolls into
You know you've got awesome issues when the main deciding factor of whether or not to cut your nails depends on nacho consumption in the near future
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
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