take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
We both paused during sex to do the clap during the Friends theme song. Soulmates.
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
Did you send me a cake saying 'Happy 1st One-Night Stand Ever'?
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
I broke my wrist trying to give him a blow job...
And this is why we can’t have nice things
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