put your butt on the phone this is a booty call
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
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I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
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Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
I just sent an "I'm sorry I forged a prescription in your name" email. It was one of the more awkward things I've done this week.
Enroute to my place eta 6 mikes...estimated time until intoxicated? 45 mikes. Commence the timer.
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
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