The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
He didn't even realize I was drunk. He probably just thought I loved Torchwood so much that I no longer knew how to use my thumbs
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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