I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
you win again, gameday.
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
What's a really polite way of saying "you have gravely overestimated the value of your vagina?"
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