its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
True Life: I puke at bars and try to catch it in my hand...then walk away like it didn't happen
Wrote my name backwards on the test and asked for extra credit points. Late start booze days are my new favorite thing.
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
Dude at the bar last night came into the bathroom, drop kicked the stall open and start saying lines from happy Gilmore as he was shitting, "go in your home! Are you too good for your home?!"
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
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