Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
she passed on me to fuck the foreign guy. is there a manlier, slightly less gay way of saying "always the bridesmaid, never the bride"?
nope.
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I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
I just had a contest with the toilet to see who could hold their breath longest.
I won
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She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
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