i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
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Three questions... How drunk were you? How long until we can make fun of you for this? Do you even really need a spleen?
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
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We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
When you make me feel sane and well-adjusted, it is time to reevaluate your night out habits. Just sayin'.
Jesus when did you leave my house? I found 2 bottles of wine, vodka, and a book with blow all over it wondering if I was read bedtime stories
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
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