I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
You started throwing frozen shot glasses at people and you kept saying "it's fine, they melt."
on my way to nyc to take a survey about my sexual activity. if you dont hear from me for a few days, assume they had me committed...
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
We need to get me chipped asap
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
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